Humor.

Goddess, sing the hilarity of The University of Chicago's longest-lived satirical newspaper, The Chicago Shady Dealer, sharp, witty, foul-mouthed, that gave the students countless chuckles, hurling down to the House of Laughs so many studious souls, great scholars' souls, but made their bodies quake with chortles--

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