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The Help

Freaks. Idiots. Pinheads. Schmucks. We get called a lot of things here at The Dealer, but we've never been called credible. Suffice to say, we have our fingers crossed.

Aaron Horton, Editor-In-Chief

Aaron Horton woke up one day and decided that he wanted to be the change he wished to see in the world. He ended up the Editor-In-Chief of the worst publication in the history of this university. He has no idea how this happened.

Katharine Bierce, Managing Editor

Katharine Bierce is a pun-ny, but not puny, member of the Class of 2010. She enjoys overseeing printing logistics and other things that involve being the power behind the throne. Katharine is majoring in Psychology and hopes to go into business and save the world someday. She does not think these goals are incompatible, either. In her free time, Katharine enjoys singing, dancing, and actually being social. She also likes to talk a lot and has broken the sound barrier multiple times with the speed of her speech.

Aash Viswanathan, Head Copy Editor

Tommy Cook, Layout Editor

Alison Howard, Secretary

Alison Howard enjoys being a secretary. She also enjoys baking cookies, wearing cardigans, watching Jane Austen movie adaptations, and promoting gender stereotypes. She makes most of her major life decisions through either a Magic 8 Ball or coin toss, and has thus decided to be an English major.

Founders

Former Editors-in-Chief